“You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.”

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

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I actually really love this analogy.

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This is the best explanation I can find for what happened when I turned 30.

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So completely accurate, I can’t even.

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Truth.com

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innocenttmaan:

Dallas-based photographer and former U.S Marine Joel Parés has created an impressive series entitled “Judging America,” featuring some of our prejudices and rooted social stereotypes…

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postrk:

Playing with borders…if I were to do #token #artprints. #sketch #sketchcard #tokenart #rkpost #angel #victorian #gentleman #artontumblr #artontwitter #artonistagram #artistsontumblr #artistsontwitter #artistsoninstagram

RK post is the greatest

postrk:

Playing with borders…if I were to do #token #artprints. #sketch #sketchcard #tokenart #rkpost #angel #victorian #gentleman #artontumblr #artontwitter #artonistagram #artistsontumblr #artistsontwitter #artistsoninstagram

RK post is the greatest

sarroth:

commandertheory:

Anyone else watching the Pro Tour? Helene Bergeot made an announcement about changes in Friday Night Magic…

Awesome! Now just to find an FNM playing commander or planechase. Or commander AND planechase!

sarroth:

commandertheory:

Anyone else watching the Pro Tour? Helene Bergeot made an announcement about changes in Friday Night Magic…

Awesome! Now just to find an FNM playing commander or planechase. Or commander AND planechase!

(via mtgfan)

Why

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stupidoomdoodles:

hello we’re in 2014 and vegeta being an overly enthusiastic good father is still as hilarious a concept as ever

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theartofmtg:

Once again, we’re all gearing up to get our hands on some fresh cardboard with Khans of Tarkir. Prerelease weekend is always an exciting time, but let’s not forget some of the basic necessities for having a good prerelease:
✔ SLEEP: This is a tough one. If you’re like me, I always have trouble falling asleep before a big, exciting event. Nonetheless, sleep is necessary if you want to be alert and on your toes while playing Magic this weekend. (This is doubly important if you’ll be attending a midnight prerelease!)
✔ SNACKS: Food is good. One of the things I find most often brings players down during long prerelease events is hunger. No one likes to play Magic on an empty stomach. If your local shop doesn’t offer food or drinks, plan to bring some light snacks or even a meal to keep you nice and fed.
✔ EXTRA SLEEVES: This one is mostly for newer players, but even I’ve had times where I completely forgot to bring extra sleeves. Sleeves are important if you want to protect your new cards from wear and tear while shuffling during the prerelease. Your local shop will most likely be selling sleeves if you don’t have any.
✔ DICE/COUNTERS: It’s always a good idea to bring extra dice, counters and tokens for keeping track of all the crazy shenanigans that might transpire during a match. Most players will usually be nice enough to let you borrow dice or counters if you simply don’t have any. But don’t be afraid to ask!
✔ EXTRA DECKS: A lot of players forget this one, but you’d be surprised how much time there might be to kill while waiting for a prerelease to start or round to end. Many players like to get to events early, so it’s a good idea to have just-for-fun decks on hand to practice with friends while waiting. For those looking to trade, bringing your trade binder might be a good idea as well.
Of course, the most important thing to bring to any Magic event is your FRIENDLINESS. We are all called to be top-notch ambassadors to this wonderful game we love. Prerelease events are often the first exposure new players ever have to the game and the community. Let’s make sure they come back for more.
p.s.: *GAMER FUNK IS NOT ACCEPTABLE* The only thing anyone should be smelling at a prerelease is the smell of freshly-opened booster packs.

theartofmtg:

Once again, we’re all gearing up to get our hands on some fresh cardboard with Khans of Tarkir. Prerelease weekend is always an exciting time, but let’s not forget some of the basic necessities for having a good prerelease:

✔ SLEEP: This is a tough one. If you’re like me, I always have trouble falling asleep before a big, exciting event. Nonetheless, sleep is necessary if you want to be alert and on your toes while playing Magic this weekend. (This is doubly important if you’ll be attending a midnight prerelease!)

✔ SNACKS: Food is good. One of the things I find most often brings players down during long prerelease events is hunger. No one likes to play Magic on an empty stomach. If your local shop doesn’t offer food or drinks, plan to bring some light snacks or even a meal to keep you nice and fed.

✔ EXTRA SLEEVES: This one is mostly for newer players, but even I’ve had times where I completely forgot to bring extra sleeves. Sleeves are important if you want to protect your new cards from wear and tear while shuffling during the prerelease. Your local shop will most likely be selling sleeves if you don’t have any.

✔ DICE/COUNTERS: It’s always a good idea to bring extra dice, counters and tokens for keeping track of all the crazy shenanigans that might transpire during a match. Most players will usually be nice enough to let you borrow dice or counters if you simply don’t have any. But don’t be afraid to ask!

✔ EXTRA DECKS: A lot of players forget this one, but you’d be surprised how much time there might be to kill while waiting for a prerelease to start or round to end. Many players like to get to events early, so it’s a good idea to have just-for-fun decks on hand to practice with friends while waiting. For those looking to trade, bringing your trade binder might be a good idea as well.

Of course, the most important thing to bring to any Magic event is your FRIENDLINESS. We are all called to be top-notch ambassadors to this wonderful game we love. Prerelease events are often the first exposure new players ever have to the game and the community. Let’s make sure they come back for more.

p.s.: *GAMER FUNK IS NOT ACCEPTABLE* The only thing anyone should be smelling at a prerelease is the smell of freshly-opened booster packs.

alexisafuckinnerd:

Scumbag Baby Boomer memes are the greatest.

I approve

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