pleatedjeans:

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For Dave

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postrk:

The #faerie and the #angel #playmat. I screwed up the original order and gave the commissioner a choice. He picked faerie. I’ll have the loser at #gpportland #sketch #sharpie #mtg

postrk:

The #faerie and the #angel #playmat. I screwed up the original order and gave the commissioner a choice. He picked faerie. I’ll have the loser at #gpportland #sketch #sharpie #mtg

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

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polishtamales:

Miyazaki on Ghibli

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thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

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toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

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All The Goods From The Panel, Part 2


markrosewater:

From The Vault: Annihilation
- We showed four cards: Armageddon, Rolling Earthquake, Living Death and Cataclysm, all, except Rolling Earthquake with art either new or never before printed on a card

Speed vs. Cunning
- The two sides represent aspects of the dragon matching the clans Mardu and…

Khnas of Tarkir Recap


sirblackaxe:

Info revealed at the MtG comic con panel:

Large-Small-Large enemy wedge block!

“Unique draft structure and time travel element”

5 clans that worship an aspect of extinct dragons, each has its own mechanic.

WBG Abzan - endurance: humans, leonin, look kinda boros - soldiers…

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littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

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devereuxxo:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

This is the best.

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